ebert versus schneider versus goldstein

Some time ago, SFB reported on the bizarre story of Schneider versus Goldstein. Quick recap: film critic Patrick Goldstein pans Rob Schneider's Deuce Bigalow and its upcoming sequel; Schneider retaliates with a full-page ad in Variety magazine, which reads, in part:

"Maybe, Mr. Goldstein, you didn’t win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven’t invented a category for 'Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter, Who’s Never Been Acknowledged By His Peers!' "

Well, now that the sequel in question is out in theatres (Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo), Roger Ebert has decided to weigh in on the discussion:

"As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks."

Read the full review here.