rob schneider fights back

On January 26th, Patrick Goldstein wrote in the LA Times that Hollywood movie studios are no longer trying to win awards, but are instead pumping out money-making sequels. He mentioned the upcoming Deuce Bigalow sequel as a prime example, calling the original "a film that was sadly overlooked at Oscar time because apparently nobody had the foresight to invent a category for Best Running Penis Joke Delivered by a Third-Rate Comic."

Well, Rob "Deuce Bigalow" Schneider, in a fit of rage, just went right out and bought a full-page attack ad. It read, in part,

"Maybe, Mr. Goldstein, you didn’t win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven’t invented a category for 'Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter, Who’s Never Been Acknowledged By His Peers!' "

We'll just have to wait and see whether Goldstein puts out a TV commercial with the phrase, "No, you're the untalented one, times infinity!"

Link to Defamer post with full text of Scheider's ad; link to Goldstein's original article (sub. required); via Waxy.