the war on christmas

Noted jackass Bill O'Reilly and his friends at Fox have been stirring things up by reporting on "The War On Christmas", as mentioned a few times on recent Daily Show episodes (1, 2, 3). Turns out most of their claims are utter garbage. Not surprising, but this swearword-laden rant is still hilarious and pretty accurate. An excerpt:

"...Pat Buchanan has joined the hype-a-thon of the supposed Attack on Christmas, too. Or, as he put it, 'What we’re witnessing here are hate crimes against Christianity.' Sorry? We’re not so hot on paying for an inflatable camel for your goddamn nativity scene and suddenly we’re Slobodan fucking Milosevic? F*** you. Get some goddamn perspective, you little pr***. When they start hunting Christians in the streets, it’ll be time to start yelling 'Hate crime.' And no, it won’t count when they start chasing you with the torches. That’ll be called 'The Most Wonderful Time of the Year.' "

I've edited out the swearwords, because they tend to make Jared cry.