the onion is now three hundred times better

If you've never read The Onion, I don't know what, exactly, is wrong with you. If you read it online once a week, you probably know that a while back the site went bad - the site design was poor and you had to pay to see the archives.

But now everything's changed: there's a new site design, added content, and, best of all, free access to the entirety of their archives. That means I can now link to such classics as Republicans, Dadaists Declare War On Art or Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry.