house me and the llama is yours

Do you live in Montreal? Do you have a room for rent? Are you reading this right now? I can help you with all of that if you'll only drop me a line. I need someplace to live and I need it soon; I'm looking for a cheap place around the Plateau - Mile End area. I would be an awesome roommate.

Meanwhile, if you're annoyed at having to read that paragraph, then please: enjoy this photograph of a smiling llama. (As of press time, it is not known whether the photograph has been digitally altered to give the illusion that the llama is content.)