an eligible bachelor if i've ever seen one

Jason Mulgrew was recently named one of People magazine's 50 hottest bachelors of 2005, and he's as confused as you are. He earned the title, it is to be assumed, solely from his funny blog:

"My confidence (read: drunkenness) allowed me to tap into my arsenal of lines. I spotted an Asian girl from across the floor who I thought was checking me out, so I decided to approach her. For some reason, I thought I would impress her with my knowledge of Asian culture and my gift of being able to differentiate between Asian ethnicities, so my killer line was, 'You're the most beautiful Japanese girl I've ever seen.' She replied, 'I'm Korean.' I stumbled for a second, regained my composure, and said, 'You're the most beautiful Korean girl I've ever seen.' She was silent for a second or two, looking at me in disbelief. To fill the silence, I offered, 'My aunt is Japanese.' She walked away."

A warning: most of his blog will offend you.