i hear the moon's nice this time of year

Always sunny, close to water, and with temperatures near a balmy -50 C, this looks like the perfect spot to set up camp with the kids, toast a few marshmallows, and really appreciate the complete lack of atmosphere. No, silly, not the mood. Your capillaries are going to explode!

Seriously, folks, where do I sign up? I hope this doesn't go the way Hubble's looking to, because I'd like to give my 2 weeks and leave "Northern rim of Peary Crater. The Moon" as my forwarding address.