scooping optimus crime, continued
Yesterday, our "pals" over at Optimus Crime finally decided to tell everyone about the upcoming Wooden Stars tour. The only problem was that Small Flightless Bird had scooped them on this story by a stunning five days. After I called them on it, a bitter hot-journalistic-leads war was started, with you the reader caught in the non-metaphorical crossfire. Well, O.C., watch in horror at the new low to which S.M.B. is willing to stoop in this deadly battle: fake news!
- Bush fires Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, and Gonzales, hires Dennis Kucinich, Ralph Nader, David Suzuki, and Noam Chomsky (link)
- Britney Spears admits to orchestrating "captured Special Ops Cody" hoax (link)
- Google announces new plan to convert world's population into a searchable database of living bodies (link)
- Kim Jong-il signs with Merge Records, releases solo album backed by Arcade Fire (link)
- 2005 Oscar ceremony cancelled due to "lack of public interest in overblown, meaningless ceremonies" (link)
- Reunited Pink Floyd opening for Wooden Stars on their new tour (link)
