condoleezza rice news

Following the exploits of the new Secretary of State on her hilarious misadventures through the world of U.S. politics:

• Rice named "Gun Rights Defender of the Month" for January (link). I'm so sick of being passed up for this award, after my years of hard work and dedication to the cause.
• Rice backs Palestinian statehood (link). She also believes that Palestinians have a "traditional constitutional right to carry guns."