small flightless bird

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

non-break-dancing non-robots

Rather:

Speegle will do a Google search for you, and then read out the results in one of those creepy monotonous computer voices, like the one from that one Radiohead song that I always skip over. Exempli gratia, all your base et cetera.

This click-and-drag spider will creep you right out, this ping-pong game will make you feel like you're playing ping-pong, and this recent McSweeney's piece will distract your eyeballs.

And, lastly, the oft-requested chalkboard wall is back. [Shown: displacement calculations for a particle with charge q and mass m with initial perpendicular velocity v in a uniform electric field (above) and a uniform magnetic field (below). Buddhism-themed "Handloom Batik" calendar not included.]