small flightless bird

Friday, September 17, 2004

it's two in the morning and i don't know nobody

I think from now on I'll have to pepper my conversations with vocabulary from The Sting. So if you hear me talking about a fed, a dick, or a joy house, think FBI agent, detective, or brothel (respectively).

...On second thought, I can't remember the last time I ever had to make reference to those kinds of things. Look, maybe I should get into the conning game so I can start grifting the mark, or giving the breakout, or whatever the hell con artists do. I don't know! How am I supposed to know their slang? Besides, it's probably all changed from the thirties anyway. Ah, just forget it, it was a stupid idea. Geez.