small flightless bird

Sunday, September 26, 2004

how to eat them

Everyone already knows that it is good to eat chocolate chips. I'm not trying to tell you something you already know here. That would be a waste of my time and yours. But the thing is: they are better when they've been sitting in the fridge for most of the day, or in the freezer for maybe ten or fifteen minutes. They become crunchy and delicious in such contexts.

This is another thing: fix your bike. Just do it. If you tighten your brakes, for example, you can skid to a stop in front of the person you are trying to charm, and they will be so impressed that their socks will fly from off their feet.

Lastly, I just got back from an Arcade Fire show, in a big old church. They were releasing their new cd, Funeral. You will be happier if you buy it.